Your UNIX fortune:

A lady ordered a Cape Cod (vodka and cranberry juice) and when I brought it
she gave me five dollars. So the next time I took her order I asked if she
wanted Ketel One or Grey Goose (premium vodkas). She said, "No, that's okay, I
wouldn't be able to taste the difference anyway." I was stupefied; I wanted to
set my tray down and pay homage to her. Those were the most intelligent words
I'd ever heard a customer say.
-- Dollie at

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