Your UNIX fortune:

Dr. Doom prays for death. Doom knows fully well that he will one day control
the universe and possess power even beyond his incomparable imagination.
Even so, Doom feels the only way to purge such intolerable filth as this
pie adventure from his fantastic mind is *death*. Sweet embracing death
where no such Aquaman advertisements can be found. Kill . . . Doom . . .
-- SeanBaby analyzes an old Hostess Fruit Pie advertisement

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